| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A portion of every sale helps stock our local food bank — because giving back shouldn’t require a brain trust.
This soft jersey tee features the wry and timeless reminder: “Plenty of folks without brains keep talking.” A tongue-in-cheek nod to classic wisdom, modern chaos, and maybe a certain straw-filled philosopher.
Made from lightweight Airlume cotton, it feels breezy and soft — perfect for days when you’re resisting, rebelling, or just running errands. The retail fit with a classic crew neckline keeps it flattering and easy to layer.
Subtle, earth-toned artwork inspired by vintage Oz nostalgia pairs perfectly with denim, flannel, or your favorite boots. Durable shoulder taping and a tear-away label mean it’s ready for regular wear (and wash) while keeping you comfortably sarcastic all year long.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Side seams and retail fit preserve shape for casual and semi-formal wear.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape add elasticity and seam stability.
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options ensure crisp, detailed artwork.
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, sourced blank from Honduras; ethically manufactured.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
