"Hex the Patriarchy" But Make It a Party...Balloon

These “Hex the Patriarchy” balloons are for parties celebrating the fact that they don’t need a man. If the men find out we can shape-shift, we might as well throw them a party. Or, if you prefer, tie one to your mailbox to politely let the neighborhood know the patriarchy is unwelcome here. That works too.

Use them indoors or outdoors — as a photo backdrop, a Zoom background, or simply something that makes people pause, read it, and smirk.

Product features
- High resolution coating for vibrant, detailed images
- Waterproof inks ensure design integrity in wet conditions
- Bright colors for bold, eye-catching decorations
- Reusable – deflate and reinflate as needed
- Made from durable coated mylar with a matte finish

Care instructions
- To inflate the balloon, please see the inflation instructions included with your order.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: To inflate the balloon, please see the inflation instructions included with your order.